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Hi! :D

I fucking hate my 17th birthday

Well it was all good. But then I came home and I can’t fucking find my glasses! To think of it, losing your glasses WOULD actually increase the chances of you finding it. I mean, you’re fucking blind, so, how the hell could you look for it?! These eyes suck!!!! I’m not even scared of all the shouts mom’s gonna throw at me, I just hate this situation. ugh fuck fuck fuck

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).

wifisexual:

i should be doing homework, but i’d really rather complain about it on the internet

mareeps:

we’re standing on a planet traveling 66,000 mph around a sun traveling 500,000 mph in a galaxy traveling 1,300,000 mph in our universe so don’t tell me i haven’t moved all day


genius-billionaire-stark:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

This Is so goddamned eerie

IM SCARED

it’s the fucking chorus what the fuck is this shit get it away from me omg theres a demon in my room bye guys

scary shit



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